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2012 Olympic Games - Opening Ceremony
Ian MacNicol

Fact-checking the Games. First in a series. Topic: Jesus Christ.

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Early this afternoon, Jennifer Hedger on CTV said “nothing less than Jesus Christ Himself” lighting the cauldron would have satisfied the desire of some to see a big-time marquee figure do the deed. Was she correct? Let’s fact-check it using The Imaginatron!

Jesus Hey, everyone.

EveryoneLook, it’s Jesus Christ Himself!

Jesus points at the Olympic cauldron and gestures ever so slightly. The cauldron bursts into glorious flame.

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EveryoneMeh. The guy in Spain used an arrow.

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