GeneralMonkey Uprising: Spain is LostMADRID (Reuters) - Spain’s parliament voiced its support on Wednesday for the rights of great apes to life and freedom in what...
GeneralWhile Humanity Slept: Monkey Uprising UpdateMuch like the war in Afghanistan, the monkey uprising went into a bit of a lull through the winter, but now that the warm weather...
Generalthis is our planetEnough is enough. Gibraltar is getting ready to massacre 25 of the barbary apes that have been terrorizing the colony for ages.