UncategorizedLook, I’m a sexy straight shooterMe? Not fit to be Sexiest Man Alive? The elites are just hung up on my 30 lb. of belly fat.
UncategorizedTiger Woods is sorry. He’s very, very sorry. Also, he’s sorry.But Scott Feschuk questions his sincerity
UncategorizedThe Tuesday Mailbag: Stephen Harper, Bea Arthur, Harlem GlobetrottersScott Feschuk answers your questions
UncategorizedCaption Challenge No. 1 results: You make the call* At 1:58 p.m. ET, the Blog Central Election Desk is calling it: The winner of Caption Challenge No. 1 is - dramatically removing...
UncategorizedNot to get all California Closets on you but...... it’s time for a little organization around here. Henceforth, Mondays shall be home to the Monday Caption Challenge, wherein...
UncategorizedMonday Caption Challenge No. 1 (The Reboot)This caption totally and completely writes itself—now get out there and write it!
UncategorizedHistorical explanations reimagined to be exactly as plausible as the official story regarding Tiger WoodsThis highly incriminating cut on my left middle finger? Bit by Godzilla. – O.J. Simpson When I claimed Jews were responsible for...
UncategorizedThe Peter Milliken-Mary Kay Caption ChallengeBy popular demand (okay, LynnTO asked in the Comments under Mitchel’s photographic account of a reception held by the Direct...
UncategorizedAm I the only one who’s seeing this?Recession, war: nothing slows U.S. paranoia productivity. And nation, we can’t fall behind.
UncategorizedNFL Picks Week 12: Eat One for the Gipper, AmericansScott Feschuk Last week: 8-8 Season: 81-76-3 Scott Reid Last week: 9-7 Season: 89-68-3 It’s American Thanksgiving – the most...