UncategorizedSimulcasting: It’s like coming up with your own ideas, but without actually having to do thatOne ritual I look forward to every year is the triumphant return from Hollywood of the Canadian television executives, hauling...
UncategorizedDon’t worry – Stephen Harper knows how to take care of this deficit problemComing soon to a TV channel near you: [ Ominous music. Images of piles of money. ] The federal deficit. First it looked like it...
UncategorizedYou sicken me, you inferior kettleIt’s Harper’s ads calling someone else arrogant vs. Iggy’s crimes against hyperbole
UncategorizedAdvertising? Not their forteI don’t like television commercials, and not just because Jared never answered my fan mail. I don’t like them because mostly...
BooksMy hockey book, by Stephen HarperI love cheering for my side and trash-talking others. You can apply this to hockey, too.
UncategorizedMemo to the brewers of Coors LightI’m disappointed. It’s been more than a year now since you’ve come up with a breathtaking new innovation in beer-based...
UncategorizedShameless plugging in our timeOne of the things I’m involved in these days – the other major things being operating a speechwriting business, writing a...
UncategorizedImportant New Research into the Field of Tip JarsMy most recent column from the magazine is here . Regularish blogging resumes after the holiday weekend. But in the...
UncategorizedUh, look, century, it’s just not working out with usThe year 2001 was nothing like the movie 2001. We will always hold this against you.
UncategorizedWe have a choice of many kinds of apocalypseAs it spreads, the flu strain is constantly changing shape and mutating, like a microscopic version of Joan Rivers’s face