UncategorizedWill someone please make sure that Scarlett Johansson takes her vitaminsIt’s been a tough few days for me. First, Bea Arthur died. Then, yesterday, Dom DeLuise passed away. Two of my most...
UncategorizedContentions Made in 1980s Song Lyrics – True or False?When two tribes go to war A point is all that you can score. – Two Tribes, Frankie Goes to Hollywood FALSE. In addition to...
UncategorizedRenaming Our KillersKiller : Swine Flu Aggrieved party/parties : Hog farmers and producers Proposed new name(s) : H1N1 flu, Mexican flu, “La...
UncategorizedLiberal leadership festivities: a sneak previewFirst, a moment of silence for the thousands of defenceless words about to be sacrificed
UncategorizedLiveblogging the trailer for the new Matthew McConaughey movie on account it might be the worst movie everGhosts of Girlfriends Past opens Friday. The dimensional rift revealing an invading horde of interstellar aliens who financed this...
UncategorizedBad Idea Jeans: Swine Flu EditionSo, yeah, I was reluctant at first to kiss that pig full on the mouth. But then I thought to myself: When am I going to be in...
UncategorizedJack and Diane 2009Little ditty ’bout Jack and Diane Two American folks going broke in the heartland Jack never was a football star Diane got...
UncategorizedThese fiscally prudent celebs are killing us!What’s next for Diddy? Using a low-flow faucet when showering in champagne?
UncategorizedCareer opportunitiesFirst, the return of pirates. Now a guy tries to rob a dry cleaner with a sword . Finally – finally – it looks like my four...