’Breathe different’
Tabatha Southey tries to help rebrand Asbestos.
“Asbestos: A different kind of silver lining.”
“Asbestos: It’s like cotton candy for your walls. (But ideally not for mine.)”
“It’s CARE-cinogenic.”
“Look, world, it’s practically the same colour as a baby seal, and we’re saving it. Get off our backs.”
“Asbestos, now with zero trans fats.”
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