Uncategorizedwhat stephane dion REALLY needs to do to win the next election (hint: ka-boom!)Many of you are caught up in the excitement generated by my astute suggestion that Stephane Dion improve his electoral prospects...
Uncategorizedwhat dion must do to win the next election (hint: it’s right under his nose)Because I am widely regarded throughout the dominion as an expert political strategist (very savvy), people will often approach me...
Uncategorizedsteve guttenberg and picasso? almost the exact same person!My six most favouritist parts from the Steve Guttenberg profile we talked about yesterday: 1. The Goot is outraged not that actors...
Uncategorizedi am emotionally crushed to discover i am no longer the world’s leading making-funner of steve guttenbergI am humbled, a defeated man. For years now – lo, for more than a decade – I have made it my business to make fun of Steve...
Uncategorizeda public service announcement on behalf of thong-clad purveyors of the ass shudder[ Morgan Freeman walks along an urban street front. ] Hello, I’m Morgan Freeman – and I’m here to appeal to you on a matter...
Uncategorizedno one’s been making fun of paris hilton lately and that should make us all uneasyActual-job commitments prevent me from posting today - but they don’t prevent you from brutally killing off 95 seconds of your...
Uncategorizedten ways to tell if you’re obese (11th way: you can’t read this title because each of your eyelids weighs 25 pounds)This has nothing to do with anything – unlike most entries on this blog, which contribute with laser precision and stunning...
Uncategorizedthe key to enhanced canadian competitiveness in the 21st century: tons of swingers clubsI am only now getting word of the movement down Toronto way to get rid of the swingers clubs that have opened in the west end of...
Uncategorizedhelp name matthew mcconaughey’s love childMatthew McConaughey’s girlfriend, Camila Alves, has given birth to the couple’s first child – a boy. No name yet, which...
Uncategorizedhello? roget’s thesaurus? i’d like to cancel my order of 700 synonyms for “miniscule”The author of this blog will be “on hiatus” – the English language’s fanciest words for “off loafing” – during the...