Uncategorizedentertainment briefs of the futureOprah Thrilled By Choice CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey says she’s “over the moon” to have been selected to appear on the July...
Uncategorizedalert the historians of rock musicMay 31, 2008 – Let the annals of music history show that it was on this date, live on stage at the “Rock in Rio” music...
Uncategorizeda message of grim tidings to the heterosexual males of the planet earthMen, we have arrived at our darkest hour since the birth of The Dry Look . Handed a simple challenge, called on to perform a...
Uncategorizedturn around – every now and then i get a little bit terrified and then i see the look in your eyes; turn around, bright eyes, every now and then I fall apartNo insight, comedy or crotch-based musings here. I just thought you might enjoy having this stuck in your head for five...
Uncategorizedthe films of cannes so far as I gather by only kind of paying attention during the festivalDespair and Isolation – Several orphans struggle to comprehend the human condition in a cruel world where the only constants are...
Uncategorizedother brewing girlfriend-related government scandalsPeter MacKay : Allegedly wrote minutes of Cabinet meeting in whipped cream on girlfriend’s naked back. Tony Clement : Reportedly...
Uncategorizedjimmy fallon apparently hoarding all humour until 2009NBC’s decision to bestow the Late Night television franchise upon Jimmy Fallon ranks high among the list of Things That Baffle...
Uncategorizedyour monday morning brainteaserWhat are we seeing in this photograph? a) After staring unblinkingly for 17 consecutive hours, Charlie Sheen’s face becomes...
Uncategorizedobligatory sex and the city post obligatorily references horrible STDsThe Sex and the City movie – which follows the libidinous exploits of, uhh, Veronica, Betty... Dopey and, er, Horny? (I’m...
Uncategorizedcoming this fall: the apocalypseWhat with the latest American Idol selected and a fresh supply of hookers safely delivered to Bill Gates, some of you may be of...