Uncategorizedyour friday caption contest: meet eddie murphy’s gigantic oversized novelty headI know these are tough times. The revelation of the Verne Troyer sex tape has shocked us all. Not quite as much as it has...
Uncategorizedjessica simpson: please contact me for help with your penis-based problemI’ve often dreamed of getting into the financially rewarding world of celebrity damage control, which is financially rewarding...
Uncategorizedon hurricanes, hobos and hookersIf you’ve been thinking to yourself: Hey, it’s been far too long since I’ve seen a cable news correspondent standing outside...
Uncategorizedon lindsay lohan, hines x. meggy and my imminent need for more spacious underpantsI received an email this morning. It was from someone named “Serg.” The subject line attracted my eye and at least one other...
Uncategorizedyour friday caption contestRecognize Steve Guttenberg? Famous in the ’80s for starring in terrible movies? Infamous in the ’90s for no longer starring in...
Uncategorizedan open letter to william shatner about pooDear William Shatner: You can stop now. I get it. You can stop appearing on my television and in my newspapers to remind me that...
Uncategorizedi knew matthew mcconaughey. matthew mcconaughey was a friend of mine. matt damon, you’re no matthew mcconaugheyWe have arrived at the midway point of Matt Damon’s first term as People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Already, contenders are...
Uncategorizedyour friday caption contest: the hilarity of bodily traumaHey, look – it’s a photograph! More specifically, it’s a photograph of famed Las Vegas illusionist, and World’s Most...
Uncategorizedplease distribute immediately to all employees of the federal governmentForm XV/2548-vii (06/2008) Standard Government of Canada Letter to Resign From Office For Dating Julie Couillard Please circle or...
Uncategorizedyet another post about the hockey night in canada theme song, but wait – this one includes the words “homosexual” and “Kelly Hrudey”... though, to be fair, not in the same sentenceUPDATE : Stephen Colbert does a bit on the controversy, and in only two minutes manages to eat a hot dog, wave around a flag (and...