May the initiation of legitimate, lawful force be with you

The Western Standard, intending to satirize the supposed sobriety and untouchable Euclidean perfection of the controversial census long form, creates a parody site for the "Jedi Church of Canada". The parody is only slightly weakened by the necessity to acknowledge, in the fine print, the existence of a genuine, apparently earnest, federally registered Order of the Jedi Inc.