Uncategorizeda poem in solemn memory of the moustache of john oates from hall & oatesOn Tuesday night, Hall & Oates received the BMI Icons award at the 56th Annual Pop Awards in Beverly Hills. The duo was praised...
Uncategorizedan open letter to this guy’s underpantsDear This Guy’s Underpants: Go. Go now. For your kind is not welcome here. You are but a lowly pair of men’s boxer-type...
Uncategorizeda question, answeredWhat if The Fonz had chosen to express his approval not with his thumb but through semaphore, the language of flags? Potsie :...
UncategorizedBritney Spears + gnu = world’s horniest gnuAccording to Drudge, scientists in Britain have been given approval to create half-human, half-animal embryos. Some suggestions:...
Uncategorizedyour tuesday morning brainteaserWhat is Sarah Jessica Parker holding in her hands? a) Complimentary dose of lethal poison distributed to all heterosexual men...
Uncategorizedsarah mclachlan: world’s laziest musicianSarah McLachlan has a new CD out, entitled B-sides, Rarities and Other Stuff, Vol. 2 . This follows on her CD of Christmas cover...
Uncategorizedyour thursday morning brainteaserWhat is happening in this photograph? a) Mother Nature herself is delicately placing a wounded turtle dove into a thick thatch of...
Uncategorizedthis just inTwenty minutes after this force landed at Cannes, the French military proclaimed its unconditional surrender. New President Jack...
Uncategorizednote on left breast reads: charlie wuz here!Commenting in some magazine or other, Denise Richards summed up the current state of her romantic life: “I’m 37 years...
Uncategorizedpursuant to paragraph (iv), subsection 37-f, the cable guy takes off his pantsWarning! This post – which features excerpts from Playboy’s quarterly filing to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission...