Uncategorizedtest your sex and the city knowledgeHow is Sarah Jessica Parker different from the other three actresses attending the premiere of the Sex and the City movie? a) Only...
Uncategorizedthis scarlett johansson post not (entirely) about her anatomyAs much as I admire and respect the many fine attributes of Scarlett Johansson’s thespian ability, charming personality and...
Uncategorizedplayboy’s finances: soft, limp – are you getting the comparative image I am trying to evoke? – drooping, flaccid, a non-erect penis...It has been revealed that Playboy is losing money. Playboy! You might ask yourself: how does a company lose a million dollars a...
Uncategorized"remind me - which naked lady is your daughter again?"So what we’ve got in this here photograph is Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole of Port Perry, Ont. She’s the one...
Uncategorizedthe one for dudesThe reviews are in for Dolce & Gabbana’s new cologne and the verdict is – there are people who actually review colognes?...
Uncategorizedthey tried to make me go to magicutsLet’s play the fun and challenging game that’s sweeping the entire world, even the parts that have Monopoly and Uno: What the...
Uncategorizedit’s a cud thingPut down what you are doing – this is an emergency. Martha Stewart needs your help! Don’t worry, you won’t have to pluck...
Uncategorizedan affair to remember, unwillinglyUsually I try to be funny. On rare occasion I attempt to make a point. But today? Today I am here to help. This is a serious time...
Uncategorizedhoney, the microwave is hornyBill Gates said today that significant changes are in store for the Internet in the coming decade. What will be the biggest...
Uncategorizedheight of vanityBefore... After... I guess I now know who beat me out on eBay to buy that used pair of Dee Snider’s platform boots.